Thunderstone.FM Reloaded
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⚡ Thunderstone.FM Reloaded: Trap Shit, Robot Funk, and That One Trash Seltzer Flavor
K-Sadilla’s back from his mysterious hiatus with future beats, disco flips, Brazilian SUV creeper music, and a vendetta against blackberry seltzer.
K-Sadilla returns from his break like he never left, except now he’s drinking seltzers instead of beer and ranting about the one trash flavor in every variety pack. (Spoiler: it’s always the blackberry. Always.) But don’t get it twisted. The vibes? Still nasty. The transitions? Still tight. The music? Still the best shit you never heard.
We kick things off with a weird lil alt-indie joint, robotic bassline that sounds like a 303 with gastrointestinal issues, paired with soft, white-girl vocals that give off haunted Billie Eilish energy. It shouldn’t work, but somehow it slaps.
Intro:
“Power People part. II” – S.Kull feat. Evelina Lu
Funky like a tech glitch in a thrift store mirror.
💨 Segment 1: Low-End Lovers & Future Feels
Chill, but not sleepy. These are the flips and sample-heavy future beats that thump in the chest and hug the ribs. Strong R&B and hip-hop backbone, but reimagined through soft distortion and sub-bass magic.
Top drops:
“JUSTACRUSH” – MOUNT VERNON
“Still See Ya” – See Dee X Styles Davis
“Part Time Love” – Afrikano
Play it loud, ride slow, look mysterious.
🌫 Segment 2: Lo-Fi House for Astral Projecting
Floaty house to lose yourself in. Starts spacey and sweet, then edges into disco-dusted rhythms. It’s like cloud-surfing in bell bottoms. Somewhere between a sauna and a soft reset.
Recommended audio therapy:
“When Will The Day Come” – Bobby Analog
“Allright (We’ll Be)” – Detroit Swindle
“Cmon Give It Up” – Dirtylips Edit
Get lost and sweat it out.
🕶 Segment 3: Baile Funk for Brazilian Night Missions
Starts with some spaced-out baile, then slowly creeps into favela stalker mode. By the end, you’re in the backseat of a tinted-out black SUV rolling through Rio after midnight with bad intentions. Then it flips into funked-out baile versions of city pop. This segment is a whole storyline.
Unhinged gems:
“HOJE EU VOU ACABA CNTG X É VAPO VAPO” – DJ LC DO MARTINS
“OLHA O BARULHINHO DA CAMA RENK RENK” – DJ TÉD LORRAN
“BUNNY GIRL VS BEAT NEYMAR” – DJ RAMEMES
Bizarre. Beautiful. Brazilian.
🎮 Segment 4: Nu-Disco Funk You Can Taste
Feels like you’re trapped in a retro anime nightclub run by a DJ octopus. Super funky, super bouncy, with 70s soul energy and future funk sheen. This is dancefloor gold, pure movement music.
Get down to:
“Into The Funk” – C Da Afro
“A Summer Sunset” – Yuzz
“Jill” – The Phantom’s Revenge
Booty-shakin’ with bonus XP.
💣 Segment 5: ATL Trap Meets Phonk Demon Mode
We hit the gas and go straight to crime vibes. Early tracks feel like cruising Bankhead with the windows down and the safety off. Then it turns to PHONK, big 808 flips that make your jaw clench and your face screw up like you just licked battery acid.
Pull up with these:
“Nina Ross” – Enchanting
“I GOT STANDARDS” – DJBodegaCat
“BREAK YO NECK” energy, now in sizzurp flavor.
🌀 Final Segment: Bouncy Day Party Futures
We close out with a vibrant little potpourri of future beats and dancey flips. This is cookout music for SoundCloud kids. It’s got bounce, color, and a little bit of “what the hell was that, play it again.”
Highlights:
“u right” – NAUUDA
“Boo!” – Flammy
“U R MY HIGH” – Hatch & Lord Ichiban
Grab a drink. Avoid the blackberry one. Hit replay.
🗣 K-Sadilla on Health & Hydration
Mid-episode, K-Sadilla goes full rant mode about trying to keep his “girlish figure,” transitioning to seltzers, and the universal betrayal of every 12-pack’s worst flavor. Truly brave stuff.
Thunderstone.FM Reloaded is what happens when your favorite stoner comes back from a break, over-caffeinated and underhydrated, with a USB stick full of global heat and absolutely no plans to behave.
Thunderstone.FM: the best shit you never heard.
Seltzers optional. Funk mandatory.
