Thunderstone.FM #8

🔥 Thunderstone.FM #8: Hornt-Up BPMs, Funky House, and the Birth of Doobie

From jheri curls to favela booty drippings, Episode 8 gets sweaty fast. Also, Dr. Doobie is finally here. For real this time.

This episode should come with a warning label.

Thunderstone.FM 008 opens with a beat so fast, so sensual, you might find yourself grinding on your couch before the first drop. K-Sadilla sets the tone with zero chill, while Dr. Doobie finally makes his official debut after ghosting the last three attempts like a flaky Tinder date. This time, he showed up and somehow managed to pretend he cared about K’s mix process. Growth.

The intro track is straight horny percussion. African dancehall energy meets “I texted my situationship at 2:06 am” pacing. You’ve been warned.

Intro:
“Top Speed” – Montezuma
It’s giving: sweaty basement, 90 degrees, no one wearing sleeves.

🪩 Segment 1: Funkadelic Sass Attack

Hard kicks. Disco flips. Edits with enough attitude to get banned from brunch. This is house music with a big ol’ personality, dripping in funk and flex. Put on your imaginary platforms and pour yourself something neon.

Slaps include:
“Sunbeam” – Garçon Hereux
“Ultimate Disco Grooves” – The Phantom’s Revenge
Jheri curl juice not included.

🛸 Segment 2: Ether R&B & Space Jamz

The BPM drops. The lights dim. You’re now floating in cosmic quicksand, wrapped in R&B textures and dreamy falsettos. Halfway through, it starts feeling like a SoundCloud hookup in outer space.

Drift to these:
“Bedroom funk” – CLIP
“7 Steps” – Dolphin
“Don’t walk away” – ARCENZO
For laying down, vibing out, or texting your ex with a burner account.

🇧🇷 Segment 3: Baile Funk Goes Interstellar

Starts with chill favela vibes but by the end, you’re deep in the EDM trenches. Brazilian funk from another planet. This ain't your average baile set. This one’s got teeth.

Certified favela freakouts:
“VAI VAI” – OS GEMEOS DA PUTARIA
“Lick (Baile Edit)” – DJ Davy
“ELETROFUNK EXPERIENTE NA SENTADA” – Gabriel APGO
You’ll be shaking ass in Portuguese before you know what hit you.

🕶 Segment 4: Modern House for Real Ones

Back in house territory, but this time it’s darker, sexier, and more diverse. Think underground party full of cool-ass people wearing thrifted rave gear and dancing like rent’s due tomorrow. None of that mega-festival glowstick mess. Just real shit.

You need these:
“Little Things (CERCA Flip)” – CERCA
“Amour Toujours” – Alain Gertrand
“Say Ohhh” – RobbieG
Lights low, energy high.

☠️ Final Segment: PHONKed Up

Hood-rat heaven. This phonk segment is pure menace: trunk-rattling 808s, sizzurp energy, chopped-up Southern grit. It’s like someone digitized the feeling of wearing black Air Forces in a thunderstorm.

Unholy bangers:
“BREAK YO NECK” – HOODMAFIA, BIG PROBLEM MAC
“WATCH MY BACK” – GUCCIGARETTE
“NOKIA RANG” – VRSYJNES
Approach with caution. And a double cup.

🎤 Doobie’s Debut + K-Sadilla’s Nerd Time™

We officially welcomed Dr. Doobie to the mix. After failing hilariously at appearing on previous episodes (read: flaking like a crisp croissant), he finally pulled up. Does he care about how K makes the mixes? Absolutely not. But he fakes it convincingly while trying to roast K’s storytelling skills — which, yes, are still awful.

Thunderstone.FM 008 is the type of set that’ll get you hot, lost, and maybe even inspired. Whether you came for the edits, the funk, or the degeneracy, we got what you need.

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