Thunderstone.FM #7
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🏋🏾♂️ Thunderstone.FM #7: Miami Bass, Drill Stabbies, and Gym Dongs We Didn’t Ask For
From jersey slaps to UK bangers to lofi soul flips, Episode 7 is here to move your body, just keep your towel on, bruv.
K-Sadilla is back on the ones and twos, and he’s got questions. Mainly: why are there always naked old men walking around the gym locker room like it’s their personal OnlyFans? No answers were found, but the music bangs regardless.
Episode 7 kicks off in Miami, not the bougie, yacht-riding part. We’re talking dirty, bass-heavy, freestyle-tinged bangers with that underground garage energy. Then it slides into a baile funk take that sounds like a time traveler crashed a ‘92 block party with a USB drive full of heat.
Intro heaters:
“Took Over (Junya Edit)” – DJ Houseplants
“CirclesLikeAFigure8” – tealideal
Feel the 808. Respect the curl activator.
🇬🇧 Segment 1: UK Garage for Late Night Lovers
Big, saucy bangers for the peng tings and the ravers. Starts smooth, gets grittier, ends with you two-stepping in your kitchen at 2am in socks and an unbuttoned shirt. Don’t fight it.
Certified shellers:
“FYI (Bassboy Remix)” – Tabitha Jade
“Face Inya” – Gemi
“Fairfax” – Subjoi
Music for when your legs hurt but the vibe won’t let you leave the function.
🔪 Segment 2: UK Drill but Make It Uncomfortable
Staying in the UK, but now it’s getting real dark. Heavy bass, crunched vocals, and threats whispered in Queen’s English. You might feel like someone’s about to stab you with a tea kettle. And they probably are.
Stand clear of:
“6 for 6 (Flave Remix)” – Central Cee
“CHINGY” – DRAE DA SKIMASK
“Kunta” – 645AR
If you ain’t doing crime, at least pretend convincingly.
🎶 Segment 3: Jersey Club with That 808 Romance
We hit Jersey next, and it’s a ride. Usher flips, sexy buildups, and those signature kicks that don’t let up. Even when it gets heavier near the end, it stays tasteful, just classy enough to slap your crush respectfully.
Punchy bops:
“Can U Handle It (Club Mix)” – damnnkd
“Into U” – Tre Oh Fie
“Rock My World” – CalvoMusic & Michael JR Flip
You will sweat. You will blush. You will body roll.
💿 Segment 4: Lofi House to Disco Resurrection
This segment’s a time machine. We start in the era of moody R&B flips, cruise through disco, then touch down in classic 90s house. This is vinyl crackle, warehouse lights, and expensive cologne all in one.
Gems include:
“Persian Rugs” – WAKYIN
“You’re Something Else” – Max Telaer
“Imperfections” – Max Telaer
Sweatproof shirt recommended.
🎷 Final Segment: Groovy Hip-Hop Flips for the Soul
We wind things down with some buttery, West Coast-meets-jazz flips. It’s mellow, but got that bounce. Good for walking, smoking, kissing, or just existing better than you were before the episode started.
Vibe essentials:
“lost souls” – esentrik
“Azure (feat. Garrott Odom)” – blue november
“That’s Dope (feat. Brio)” – Adiios
Float away. Come back renewed.
🎤 K-Sadilla’s Solo Shenanigans
Somewhere in between bouncing from Jersey to London to Rio, K-Sadilla wonders aloud: “Why are there always naked dudes in the gym locker room?” No one knows. It’s a mystery as old as creatine.
In honor of Black History Month, he also shares a goal to hug as many Black people as possible. A beautiful mission. We support it.
Thunderstone.FM 007 is equal parts banger, banter, and bare-cheeked locker room confusion. Ride the wave, slap someone (with consent), and keep the vibes maximal.
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