Thunderstone.FM #5

🎧 Thunderstone.FM #5: Lofi Beaches, Booty Bounce, and B’s OnlyFans Era

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Episode 5 pulls no punches: Animal Crossing starter pack to Jersey cheeks, with a side of heartbreak and OnlyFans entrepreneurship.

We’re not sure how we got here either, but welcome. Thunderstone.FM 005 starts off soft, like sipping a coconut water on a pixelated beach and ends up somewhere between cyberfunk freakout and PHONK-fueled trunk rattling. K-Sadilla and BLR guide us through another chaotic, beautiful mess of genres and life updates, including BLR’s grand reveal: launching an OnlyFans based solely on his “gaping mouth technique.” Pray for humanity.

The intro is so wholesome it could be on an Animal Crossing soundtrack: lofi, sunshine-soaked, and too pure for the filth that follows.

Intro:
“Soleil Vert” – OUSKA
Feels like fishing with K.K. Slider on molly.

👟 Segment 1: NY 90s Rap But House Party Edition

Imagine Nas rapping over house beats with a bounce so infectious you might call off work just to dance in your kitchen. Big Timbs energy meets strobe lights.

Bangers:
“Nikes On My Feet” – Sham Steele Remix
“Life’s A Bitch” – Mike Nasty
“The Beach” – SUA
If your head’s not nodding, your soul might be expired.

🧬 Segment 2: Nerdy Indie Vaporwave Guitar Church

Next stop, soundscape city. Indie kids with synths and guitars get funky in ways their khaki shorts could never predict. Alt, vaporwave, and just a pinch of existential dread.

For your feels:
“Feeling Like I’m Not Worth A Thing” – Treasure
“La Busqueda (E.Live Remix)” – Modern Nomad
“time” – tregs
Sounds like sadness in technicolor.

🪩 Segment 3: Disco Balls and Garage Dreams

Funk-house heaters that could make a statue twerk, segueing into some skippy, happy UK garage joy. If you’re not sweating through your silk shirt by now, we can’t help you.

Get your two-step on:
“The Sound Of The Beat (VIP Mix)” – Superflat
“Song For Aubrey” – DJ Streaks
“Cool Today (Prozak Remix)”
Curls poppin’. Spirits lifted.

🔮 Segment 4: Future Beats for Existential Crises

Smooth, complex, and so layered you might accidentally figure out your life's purpose halfway through the set. Sexy and introspective at the same time, like crying in the club but make it fashion.

Heavy hitters:
“Something Sweeter” – Chromecrowns
“the news” – west1ne
“cardigan” – khoa
Complex beats for complicated feelings.

🍑 Segment 5: Jersey Club for Dem Cheeks

Time to wipe those tears and get low. Jersey club slaps that demand cheek-to-floor action. This segment isn’t for the shy or uncoordinated.

Certified ground scrubs:
“Joe Exotic” – Petty Penguin x DJ AyyMello
“Hideaway” – RvwBvr x Audiopak
Booty bounce science at its highest level.

🚀 Segment 6: Phonk in Space, 808s in Hell

Futuristic trap and PHONK fusion. 808s from the underworld, synths from some abandoned Blade Runner sequel. Violent and spacey in all the right ways.

Sonic violence includes:
“REMEMBER ME” – SQUID
“Super Carti World (Quarantine Edit)” – SANTO
“MONEY SIZE” – PWDRO w/ overslept
Feels like getting abducted by SoundCloud aliens.

🛸 Final Segment: Future Funk for the Electro Funk Gods

A neon-lit cool down ride into the cybernetic sunset. 80s vibes with new school drip. Ride it out on your imaginary hoverboard.

Glow up with:
“Emotions” – BarbWalters
“Fashion Statement” – S-TiER
Future funk built for the final boss battle of your best night out.

🎤 BLR’s Entrepreneurial Shift and Sad Soap Opera News

Between sets, BLR announces he’s entering the OnlyFans market. The specialty? The gaping mouth technique. We’ll let your imagination ruin your day from there. Meanwhile, resident sad boy Dick Burns finds out his wife hasn’t been exactly... loyal. Cue the slow piano outro.

Thunderstone.FM 005 is a full rollercoaster: lofi wholesomeness, funk madness, cyber-trap fights, and real-life OnlyFans origin stories. Welcome to the lab.

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